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Na saathi na humsafar hai koi,
Na kisike hum na hamara hai koi,
Par aapko dekh ke keh sakate hai,
Ek pyaara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi.

Rishto ne har qadam pe imtihaan liya,
Tanhayi ne har mod pe dhoka diya,
Zindagi se phir bhi shikayat nahi,
Kyuki zindagi ne aap jaise dost bhi diya.

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi de... Teesri tandurasti... Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur nahi garmi

Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di. Next day Gujju ne apna Bank acccount band karwa diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha: Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge.

Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai...
Silence for few Minutes...
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahan hai?

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
Mosam Badla Thand Ho Gai
Apke Mesg Ke Bina Zindgi Tang Ho Gai
Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai
Ya Fir Hmare Msg Pdkar Bolti Band Ho Gai.
Karni hai

Khalid
Dil ki dhadhkan hai,khyaalon mein mere rehta hai
Kaun hai woh, jo swaalon mein mere rehta hai
Jis ka dekha na khwaab us se wafa karta hoon
Dil ke aaine mein main us se mila karta hoon
Main nahin jaanta yeh kis ki talab hai mujh ko
Kis ka armaan iraadon mein mere rehta hai
Khwaab hai woh mera, tasbeer dilaaon

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or vo.. Garbhvati hai.

Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko TRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !

Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Gud Day!

Lallu Ke Ghar Chor Aaya, Lallu Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga. Lallu Bhagte Bhagte Chor Se b Aagay Nikal Gaya. Lallu: Ek To Chori Uper Se Hum Se Race ?

Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi ke liye aansoo kurban, dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.

Aap jaisa koi dusra koi na ho. agar koi hua to khuda se sikayat hogi. ee khuda tune kya kya ek hi to kartoon jaisa dost tha humara usko bhi common bana diya.

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain? Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!

A man on wife’s birthday had no money so he sent a chq of 100 kisses, When he return home his wife said “thanks for chq i got it cashed from banks manager.
 
 
 

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