Penis Insurance

What is Penis Insurance?

Penis insurance is insurance against the risk of incurring losses (such as career impact) as a result of loss or damage of the male reproductive organ.

When did it finally occur to you that you really needed to insure your penis?

This last year, but it's been in the back of my mind for a while ever since I started doing the gigolo thing. I like doing rough stuff with hair-pulling and scratching and all that, but it also can be done too hard and in experienced people seem to tend to be a little more abusive and go a little too hard.